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Profile text:After nearly 20 years of full membership, I'm now a cheapskate free member with limited messages. If you don't like my profile/pics, don't waste your time sending abuse; I'm not going to waste a message on replying.
Former young man, now crumbling faster than the White Cliffs of Dover, is looking for bouts of rumpy-pumpy with willing old sods.
I only like clean-shaven non-smokers, late 50s upwards who don't take themselves, sex, me - or anything frankly- that seriously, but have at least had a wash in recent days. Upper age limit negotiable, although I favour the sprightly over the infirm. And I'm too squeamish for any ironmongery in the underpants region. And I'm afraid women's clothing gives me the droop - sorry!
In the bedroom, I am fairly broad-minded, although I can't always guarantee a straight face.
I can accom or travel - but preferably not too far. You know what it's like; you'll go to the end of the Piccadilly Line when you're randy, but afterwards when you're standing on a cold platform, shivering and with empty balls, the prospect of the long schlep home can put you off sex for life. Or at least until after the weekend.
I am single (widowed) and fairly content to stay that way. I am not looking for Mr Wright as I gather both Orville and Wilbur are spoken for anyway.
I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.. face, that is.
And I'm too lazy to be a pen pal...
Trousers on, I'm to be found at the geekier end of the scale. I like eating, films, telly made with 405 lines, Shiver & Shake, pop groups with two drummers... I prefer Talking Pictures TV to Netflix, Quatermass to Kardashian, Ken Reid to Damien Hirst.
Here I am talking nonsense
https://youtu.be/ENfRH8onXTM
For those who seem to like my writing...
https://sirdesmondstirling.wordpress.com/
And the accompanying podcast
https://tinyurl.com/53h857ct
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