Lars's profile - supporters can see gallery and video
Profile text:Hey men - thanks for taking a look, this looks like one of those way-too-long profiles, right? - you don't have to read the whole thing, just the parts about sucking cock and fucking.
Me? just an normal next-door type guy here, professional, DWM, looking for sweaty sex and/or friendship - not looking for a relationship. I'm really kind of a man's man. You know, love long walks on the beach, candlelit fuck fests, seeing how many dicks i an get in my mouth at one time (seriously i'd like to try that) - i'm a man who likes to have sex with men. I've been with women (married 25 years) and been with men and decided i like men better - no drama, just men who crave ripe thick penis meat.
Age really is just a number - I'm a young at heart 75 - too straight to be gay, and too gay to be straight. It's been said that nobody can make you gay, and they can't make you straight. You're attracted to who you're attracted to. I don't label myself homosexual, heterosexual, or bisexual - I'M JUST SEXUAL. - I happen to be a cock whore. Repeat, I fucking love dick! I am NOT into the gay scene - i'm just a simple man that loves dick and loves to fuck men.
I LOVE hairy bushes, big balls, sensitive nipples, a few extra pounds is cool with me. I want to wrap my legs around your naked body and start licking and nibbling at you from head to foot.
Please please send a face pic - it's not that I don't want to see your dick and ass (not so much those pics of what you looked like in 1990); but I do want to see your face - and all your crowning jewels.
I believe that passionate anal sex is the most intimate act that two men can share - there's not much that can top (no pun intended) being "inside" another man.
(Note that if I am on cam there is a 99.9% chance i'm jerking off and I will not likely answer in chat - i'm not antisocial - i just like to play with my dick) hope to hear from you :-)
larsbrinlars at gmail dot com. email me anytime+ we can trade pics -
Stay safe (you'll probably hear back from me sooner if you hit me up here in SD chat.
https://dirtycode.io/HXWJW
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits" - Albert Einstein
(OPTIONAL PENIS TRIVIA): Did you realize that this site gains an average of 200 new members each day..- check it out at the "Profiles since last Login" in the menu , upper left - with 200 new penises a day at an average of 5.5 inches. Equals approximately 95 linear FEET of fresh new, pulsating, meaty penis meat each day. (Some of it never touched by a cocksucker like me) Holy fuck - think about all that dick! - I would need to get knee pads!
_______________________________________________
(OPTIONAL READING FOR POPPING A GUY'S CHERRY): this is kind of cheesy but it's so appropriate for fucking a new buddy:
"Ease into me, work it all the way taking the time to allow me to stretch...push me just to the point of too much and hold before pushing deeper. Take it slowly, knowing I cannot escape..allowing me to feel your fullness. Fuck me deeper and pull me closer until your balls rest firmly on my ass, and I can feel your warm breath near my ear. Slowly ease out..slow enough that we both feel my ass close around the head of your cock as you withdraw ever so slowly. Each stroke will be just a bit deeper and a bit quicker until at last your balls are smacking my ass. My ass is now yours."
You have to be
registered and
logged in to contact Lars
Back